"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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