I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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