Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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