I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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