well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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