Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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