But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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