I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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