Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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