Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize
