Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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