sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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