just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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