i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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