yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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