whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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