i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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