very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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