is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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