Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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