Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
be right there i have to get my cape
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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