What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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