Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
where does the pee come out of this thing
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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