Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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