i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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