I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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