I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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