We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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