I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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