I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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