I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
