My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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