Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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