i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm always down for nudity.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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