scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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