no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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