Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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