Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Your dad touched me again.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Randomize
