i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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