uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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