Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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