1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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