i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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