Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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