I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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