if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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