How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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