I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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