its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Are we still banned from the library?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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