I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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