doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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