you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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