i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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